Friday Takeaway

Public Restrooms Are a Gamble

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1. Public Restrooms Are a Gamble

Sometimes clean.
Sometimes “Nope.”

There is no in-between.

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2. I Can Injure Myself Sneezing

One sneeze made me see God for three seconds.

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3. The Microwave Has Too Many Buttons

I only use two:
Start
and
Add 30 seconds

Everything else is chaos.

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4. Fast Food Bags Are Now Engineered for Spillage

The fries escape the moment you turn onto a curve.

It’s sabotage.

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5. This Week’s Unexpected Gratitude

My doctor said the words every retiree wants to hear:
“Everything looks good.”

See you next Friday. Same porch. Different socks.

If this felt like a good exhale, a like/restack helps it find another porch.

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